Depend on it!

I'm not sure we can depend on our children in our old age, but here are some things we can depend on:

• Depend on Megan and her friend Kylie to find the Depends ad in the mail and feel that they need to investigate the product further.
• Depend on them realizing that it is addressed to Scott
  
• Depend on them not being able to stop laughing for a full 5 minutes
• Depend on Sean being completely grossed out that they make diapers for men and women
  
• Depend on them reading the ad from the grandmother indicating that she's not the same woman she used to be - now she's better!, and wondering how wearing something your grandchildren are wearing makes you a better grandmother.
• Depend on them being the first to run to Daddy as he comes home to his loving and supportive family with an ad for Depends.
• Depend on all of us finding it highly amusing, except for Scott.
• Depend on Jen checking the mail frequently after she turns "40" to make sure that an ad with this type of "super absorbent protection" never falls into the hands of her dear, sweet children.